Drunken Confessions
August 23, 2007: recently after graduating from high school i seemed to have gotten the love potion #9, i had just broken up w/ a g/f of 1yr and started to meet girls left and right.in one day, after class i took a girl to my brothers house and did the dirty, then brought over my ex and also had sex, then brough over my new g/f and also had sex, it was the best day ever. and they never knew!
August 18, 2007: Well, my roommate just did one, so here we go...I had to move in high school to a new state to stay with my older brother since I was too shamed to stay in Ohio. When I was 17, I got shitfaced at a high school party, and had a threesome at the party. I mean literally, I was butt naked, on the couch, sandwiched between two guys, one in each hole. Thank god this was before video cell phones. Even worse, my bra and panties ended up in the football locker room at school. I moved a week later, and I quit using Myspace as soon as I started since everyone found me and reminded me. oh well, at least I moved to a better climate...
August 18, 2007: Im 27 and successful. I live in South Florida, and we boat every weekend by the inlet. We take my big pimpin boat and a few chase jet skis. We park the boat, park the skis, and crank down Corona all day. All the dumb, hot little 18 and 19 year olds love free beer and a hot boat. Every weekend I nail at least 3 or 4. All we do is leave my friends on the boat, jump on the jet ski, head out the inlet, and sit in the ocean butt ass naked and fuck away. Never gets old...
August 01, 2007: okay..a few weeks ago i' am at a party witt a bunch of crazy motherfuckers and we faded and someone brings up russian rulette (however u spell it) and we all saying "fuck that" but tha dude says "no, we will play it and use or hands or feet" so we are like okay..guess what? i shot 3 of my toes off and after that everyone quit..ahhhh. true story!
March 18, 2007: I had this girlfriend for like 4 years and every time she meets a new friend she always tells them how good a am in the sack. For me this works out great because most of the chicks she tells, what to find out themselves. My girlfriend has got me more ass then i could ever think. The best part is that it is all of her friend and i still blast her and her friends
February 20, 2007: About 6 years ago, my girlfriend at the time, ate me out while i was standing among some friends at the club! We were all standing round in a circle but no one noticed!!!!! How oblivious can they be?? It was awsome!!
February 12, 2007: I pucked in my friends boyfriends $130,000 mercedez benz that he borrowed from the dealership that he works at. The irony... he was a dick and cheated on her for the whole year they were together. Got you good FUCKER!
January 12, 2007: I had sex with four girls and a boy im a boy and in the morning i woke up with 4 guys i guess i had a gay moment
January 05, 2007: 25/12/06:went out for a few boys or what i thought was hoing to be a few,can remember bieng hammerd by the bar talking away and next thing i woke up in a bath tub,turns out there was a massive party at our house my house mate got his new video camera out.SO if you see any videos going round of a wrecked guy singing y.m.c.a on the kareoke while being bolax naked with Henry the hover stuck to their old boy that would be me.im never drinking agen!
December 22, 2006: Once carried a very passed out girl home over my shoulder. When she went over my shoulder she was wearing a pair of really expensive, brand new trainers.
After the long walk to her front door in the dark, I looked down and saw one foot with a trainer on it, and her other foot just had a sock on it.
I thought it was hysterical, but she wasn't happy when she woke up.
December 17, 2006: OK BEFORE i TELL YOU WAT HAPPENED..iM Bi ND MUH FRiEND iS A COMPLETE HOMOPHOVE..AMAZiNGLY SHE STiLL iS MUH GiRL! LOL BUT N E WAYSZ ON DEC 1 2006 WE WANTED TO GiT SHiT FACED SO WE GOT OUR BOii TO GiT US A BOTTLE OF SKYY VODKA MELON. SO BY THA TiME HE GOT iT WE WERE CHiLLiN WiT HiM, ANOTHA ONE OF OUR BOiiSZ, ND ONE OF OUR GiRLSZ (SO HOT BTW LOL). SO WE GO BAK TO THA GUY WHO BOUGHT US THA VODKA (WE WERE ALREADY GiTTiN DRUNK) ND WE ALL STARTED DANCiN TO SOME REGGAE iN THA DARK WiT A CANDLE ON WHiCH WAS KiNDA HOTT ALREADY! SO ME ND THA OTHA CHiCA GOT ALL CRAZii GRiNDiN UP ON EACH OTHA ND WE JUS STARTED MAKiN OUT..SO THEN EVENTUALLY ME ND THA GUY WHO BOUGHT THA VODKA HAD SEX ON HiS CHAiR, HALF OF HiS RUG, ND HEAD OF THA BED! THEN i DEFiNETELY HAD MUH FiRST FULL GAY EXPERiENCE WiT THAT CHiCK (GRRREAT!) ND SHE GOT iT ON WiT THA OTHA GUY WHO SHE USTO GO OUT WiT..ND MUH FRiEND GOT FiNGERED BY THA OTHA GiRLSZ EX..WHiLE HE WAS HAFFiN SEX WiT THA OTHA GiRL!! LOL THA FUNNY THiNG iS THAT THA GUY i WAS SEEiN SAW ME CUM OUT THA HOUSE ALL DRUNK!! LMAO FUK U EDDiE!!
December 13, 2006: I got fucked up, and got my ex-'s best friend trashed too. Well me and my ex are still pretty good friends and I fuck her best friend when she is out of town. Not just once either, 3 times and we still hide it to this day. But she's a whore, and my ex just realised that.
December 06, 2006: this weekend i got so hammered i puked all over the back seat of the cab i was in...oops!!
November 28, 2006: well lets see got drunk,check
let my ex's girlfriends hairdresser give me a bj, check
went down on hairdresser, check
umm somthings wrong here, check
pass out, check
wake up in am. check
where the fuck am I, check
oh my fucken God, check
huh James you gotta go
tottally fucken disgusted,check
the magical wonders of alcohol,check
November 28, 2006: i have a fiance and i love him very much but i got really drunk and had sex with a woman and i loved it she mad me moan and have the best orgasm
November 20, 2006: its was close to my 18th bday party and i had money so i bought 4 cases of beer for 4 people we got so wasted and i slept wit 2 guys and hollered for the 3rd guy to come over its was so embarsseing now when i look back but it was good lol
November 08, 2006: One time I was really drunk and my friend and i decided to play the "how many items of clothing can we take off of the hot guy that's passed out in our friend's bed" game...
we got 7.
November 06, 2006: One rainy night in cushing oklahoma, me and a bunch of my buddies go to the carwash on main street waiting for all the kids to get out of the prom. so i bring a 30 pack a piece for my friends. so i drink mine in about 20 - 25 minutes (and i am a pretty short guy) well im goin around the corner downin a beer and a cop pulls up in the middle of me drinkin it. while im in jail i called my buddies and toldem i seen a pink elephant. turns out the cops knew my dad and they painted a pink elephant on the wall just to fuck with me.
October 31, 2006: ok well one night me & my friends got really smashed & me & my guy friend decided to leave the bar & go for a walk we saw a church on the way & we thought it would be fun to pretend to have sex in front of a church on a bench. Well i was laying on the beach and he was behind me and we were making obscene noises & movements then our other friends found us & dragged us in the car & drove us home...the nexy day i got an email from my other friend & he took the picture of us! it was awesome!!!!!!!!
October 28, 2006: Ok so recently in the past couple of months I started hanging out with a new friend...and when her parents would go out of town we would "house sit". well we had a few friends from school come over and drink with us...and it was sooo much fun!...well the first nite we did this i got a little too drunk and so did one of our friends...and we kinda ended up doing the dirty...lol...and the bad thing is...he has a g/f of over a year...and i know her...:(...oopsie!...but it was still fun!..:)
October 23, 2006: One time I killed a whole half gallon in 45 minutes. I had sex with my boyfriend for 5 hours that night. We took breaks of course. During the break I went and had sex with his friend. Shh.. don't tell him :)
October 20, 2006: I picked up this girl at a bar and a few days later we went out. She sells sex toys and is doing some kind of sex degree in school..so i liked my chances with the whole situation. I had to borrow my friends car for the evening so we could go out but the back seat is just perfect for doing the deed. so we get busy after dinner and a movie and I end up leaving "cream-cicles" all over his back seat. I tried to clean it but it didnt work...she was drunk and i was on my way...i managed to drop her off at her place and i slept on her lawn.
October 15, 2006: i threw up on a guy when i gave him a blowjob - he asked if i did and i said no
October 07, 2006: when i went on holiday to marmaris i met a guy, we were walking along the beach at 6am pissed up, we sat down ad started fumbling around. i ended up giving him a bj on the beach. his friend from the bar and his gf walk past and see. they ripped us all night/morning. but he was huuuge! well worth it xx
September 25, 2006: When ever I drink I end up punching someone in the face. Even on accedent..
September 21, 2006: One of the mill. tymes i got drunk i had sex with my bf's friend and now they are relly close and i still see his friend!!! its great hot sex!!
September 19, 2006: one night i got really loaded and i made the mistake of telling a friend that i was planning to have a really long night of sex with a friend from korea... hes in the army... he and i have been planning this little get together for quite a while... the only problem is the girl i told is his fiance... and i'm the made of honor... oops
September 18, 2006: okay here it goes..... i was drinking with an ex, at his place. one thing leads to another and we have some sex. you know, its something ya know and are used to. after the fact i put my clothes back on and head for home. on the way i get a call from the guy i was actually seeing, he wants to come over. i say sure that i will be a while tho (i wanted to have a quick shower). he beats me to my house anyway! we get inside and start kissing, next thing i know he is going down on me. he looks at me, says i tasted metallic... uhhh. i never told a soul what i had done. i am sorry!
September 18, 2006: Well here goes I got really wasted (who hasn't)I called my exboyfriend of 3.5 years and his new bitch (the one he was fucking while we were together)answered the phone. I told her he left his underwear at my place last night and he should come get them and give me another ride. She was so pissed it was great!!!! Hehehehe
September 10, 2006: THIS IS SOOO FUKIN HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!
i got fucking smashed with some of my co workers and we went to a place where there was a mechanical bull. Mind you im about 250 lbs, but its all in my boobs and butt. Im very LUCKY!! so they get the bright idea that i should ride the bull. I got on the air matt and tried to mount the bull. i couldnt do it. I was sooo hammered and the matt was kinda limp, so i had this hot cowboy lift me up. I accidently farted in his face as he lent me a knee to step up on to mount the bull. i appoligized and he laughed. so im on the bull and the goddamn thing was going so slow i almost fell off. it took me a minuite to get my rythym, but the thing started bucking harder and faster and I held the fuck on and was taken for quite a ride until my boobs shot out of my tank top.these cowboys started whooping and wooing. i was the first phat chick to stay on a bull for over a minuite and loose control of a fart and my boobs all in one night. the plus side was all my drinks after that were free, and i made 15 bucks. giddy up.
September 10, 2006: i yell at my boyfriend, of three years, all the time for going to parties with other girls and shit not that he really ever does anything wrong i just get jealous. and ive never cheated on him either till last night i got stoned with a friend of his and we had...really amzing sex. im so sorry baby...
September 10, 2006: I had sex with the best man of a wedding...it was my wedding.
September 08, 2006: one time i was drinking at a friends house when i was sopposed to be at school rite...well we drank alot and i dramk wayyyy to much...i passed out and woke up and had 2 throw up...so i ran to the bathroom and slid across the floor hit my head and chipped my tooth on the toilet seat...haha its a good conversation piece
August 30, 2006: ok well first it was a couple of years ago i really dont drink and till this day i wont b/c of what happened!! me and a coupl of my closest girlfriends wanted to have a lil company at my grandma's house while she was out of town mind you she has a bar in her house. so we got pretty fucked up!! we dedcided to have some guy friends over to keep us company!! only the one we liked!! well as you know guys who hear girls , drinkin , home alone, they figure hey its a pary!! so anyways my best friend and her boyfriend was in my room haveing sex!! also her exboyfriend decided to show up cuz he was best friends with my crush!! well bein that i was fucked up i was tryin to chase my crush around cuz he kept tryin to talk on the phone to sum other girl. so instead of his friends let me out the front door i tried to go out the bathroom window to find his best friend, my best friends ex in the bathroom with me with the doors locked and light out!! he asked me if he could give me head!! and if you fucked up and offered that how can any girl resist!! im sorry but iv never told anybody!! so that is my confession!!!:(
August 26, 2006: ok here goes it was my moms birthday and i had a friend over i have been friends with this girl for almost 5 years and we started drinking and she got so drunk that she couldn't hardly stand now mind you i am a girl also and i was just jokeing around when i told someone that she was my girlfriend well that person didn't belive me and told me to kiss her to prove it and i wasn't going to do it all though i was thinking about it and she just ran right up to me and started kissing me well needless to say we went into my room and had the hottest girl on girl action that you would see any where i would do any thing to do that again
August 23, 2006: Well Well. I don't drink very often but I do enjoy these tiny little pills called Xanax. Well a few weeks ago I took a few too many- like 10 too many and my best friends brother came over and we fucked for hours. I remember laying there and asking him why his clothes were still on, then the rest is a wrap. Mind you this was a Friday night, Sunday rolls around (the whole weekend was foggy) as I continued to enjoy these little pills. He fucked me 7 ways to the North Pole....so he says. I don't even really remember it. That sucks ass.
August 21, 2006: well i had a party and of course started drinking and got fucked up..my g/f was there and some of her friends( girls) and then my best friends and some of there friends( girls). so there was like 6 guys including me and 20 girls.eevryone was all really fucked up and some passed out but to make a long story short i had sex with my g/f and her 4 girlfriends..it was fuckig great..best night of my life
August 20, 2006: when i wus 14 i got drunk 4 my first time and me and my cuz & a couple of freinds were drinking a huge bottle of cisco but only me me cuz & my friend b- frind were drinking well i drank half of it by myself and wuz falling over wen i c this guy i yell hey baby wuts ur name he comes over and asks if i wanna hook up i never kissed a boy then and i said yes i ended up givin him a blow job turns out he wuz my fav cuzin daniel best friend & bragged about it 2 him he wuz so pissed he didnt talk 2 me 4 a month oh well there not anything 2 do about it now huh ?? lol!!!!
August 20, 2006: I used to cheat on my b/f allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the time!! I even had sex in a burger king bathroom
August 18, 2006: I know this is bad..but my husband is over sea's and i got drunk with his best friend at a hotel and we had the most hot steamy wet and amazing sex ever in the bathroom...god i am bad...but was wasted...hey a girl has needs too!!
August 16, 2006: I was hanging out with two of my good guy friends a few nights back, drank WAY more beer than both of them, and when they went to go home I told them I would sleep with both of them if they let me come with them! THEN I made out with both of them - all of this in front of my 12 year old sister... thank god I don't remember any of it!!! they thought it was hilarious...
August 11, 2006: so this one night I was out with several friends at a local hotspot. I started of with a few martinis there, then we went to a local gay bar and did a shot there, then went to another bar we frequent - had three or four drinks there. My best friend called and had a guy with her that she had wanted me to meet, so I stubled out of the bar to walk 11 BLOCKS to go meet them - in heels - missing my shirt and only wearing my corsette. I met up with my friend and this guy, whom I immeadiately grabbed onto and proceeded to stumble the entire way to ANOTHER bar where I sit in this guys' lap, kept licking and biting him on the neck, and ended up going back to his apartment with him, his room-mate, and his room-mate's girlfriend. (I don't remember past this) I guess I wass in the bathroom for awhile, and then they all heard a huge bang - I had fallen off the toilet and smashed my head on the edge of the sink! THEN - as if that wasn't bad enough - he was in his room waiting for me to come back OUT of the bathroom, and I come strolling out...butt-ass naked! I walked straight into the living room where his roomie was sitting playing video games, sat down next to him and said "Whats up, man!!!" and just sat there hanging out. Finally went into the bedroom, slept with this RANDOM friend of a friend, and woke up with no idea who I had asleep next to me. Now everytime we drink we end up hooking up...good times...
August 09, 2006: Well it was night time @ the beach...no one around. I was meeting some friends on the beach. they hadnt arrived yet and I had to fart. So I let one fly, and well I shit my pants. Went to the beach restrooms which were being remodeled. NO TOILET PAPER, NO TOILETS, NO SINKS. So I took off my boxers wiped my ass and went home. haha
August 08, 2006: prom night i got so drunk that i was slidding around on a wooden floor grabbing beers and puttin em down as fast as i could till 3 in the morning then i ran up the stairs to see what everyone was doing and all the suddin i felt really bad and stared running back down stairs and i didnt make it i puked all over my buddies door gonig to his basement and his basement floor and the sofa in it IN A HOUSE THATS NOT EVEN A HALF A YEAR OLD, i was the drunkest one at the party and everyone else told me to clean it up and my buddie said i just fell into it and put my hand in it and pushed it around, i ended up trowing away all my clothes from that night
August 02, 2006: Check this out!!! its crazy!!!i wuz only 17 at da time n im new at this job right..n da people frm wrk invited me to dis kickback so went n wen i got there i dwn two cups of pure vodka..15 minutes later im dancing wit this chick who looks pretty hot... next thing i know im makin out wit her...then she starts pullin me into rooms so we can fuck ...but all da rooms are busy wit other people.. so in the end we started fuckin in da bathroom.... next day at wrk i saw her and found out she wuz my 26 year old manager!!!she has 2 kids n a fiancee!!!! ha ha ha
August 02, 2006: Me and a friend were the only 2 girls @ a bonfire party and ended up skinny dipping and late fucking the guys there!
August 01, 2006: I SLEPT WITH MY MANS BEST FRIEND NO REGRETS IT WAS AWSOME LOL
July 31, 2006: I got really drunk last night, however I'm not a dirty skank and I know how to handle my boos so therefore I only had sex with my boyfriend. Let me tell you though, I moaned so loud I woke his grandparents!!
July 29, 2006: Me and my best friend went to a party and we were the only girls and i ended up taking my clothing off and i dont rember the rest lol
July 25, 2006: ok so i get so pissed drunk at my dorm in college. then we all decide to go out and go to a different building where something was going on. when we left my dorm, i see my friend who i was drifting apart from. and he was fucked up as well. so we both end up walking over to the other building where there was like 3 cops outside the entrance. we get in there without a problem and we go to the back where there was a party. my friend (the guy) just sat back at this old couch that was there adn i couldnt even walk anymore cuz i was so fuckin tipsy that i was starting to see double. so i sit with him and next thing u know we start making out and i stop and i get on top of him and i start making out with him. and while this is happening one of my friends walk by and he sees me and is like wtf! cuz i look like i was gonna fuck him rite there with all of the ppl at the party. we just kept making out while i was on top of him while he was sitting down. then the cops come in and sees us and tells us that we had to leave if we re gonna do that. so we ended up leaving but i went to my dorm alone and i told him to go back to his.
July 24, 2006: One night when I was chillin with my older brother on my birthday and we went to the liquor store and got some yukon jack then proceeded to his girlfriends apt. We get there and play some cards, drinking games and were pretty smashed. So my brother whispers in his girls ear something, and he tells his girlfriends sister that shes fuckin me tonight....WOOOO GOD DAMN!!!! That was the best I ever fuckin had, thanks to my big brother always taken care of me.
July 24, 2006: got hammered last night, slept with a guy from work, can hardly remember a thing
July 23, 2006: Well i dated a guy 4 a while but never fucked him and 3 yrs later we started tlkin again so him and his brother invited me to a kick back and i went i chugged 12 beers in less than 15 min so i ended up fucking my ex and and while i was doing it his brother walks in and throws a condom in.....and trip out on this im dating his brother now
July 23, 2006: it's not about me.. about my roommate. haha .. everytime she drinks she pee's the bed.. its the funniest thing cause she just does it EVERYTIME.. HAAAAA
July 17, 2006: i i just want to tel my boyfriend sorry because i had sex with his brother anyways it was delicius i liked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 15, 2006: I was at this party a year ago and there was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I used the towel to wipe my ass!!
July 12, 2006: ok so i went to this little kick back right well im a light weight and i chugged hella 99 bananas and then ahd a few coronas. well i ended up puking all over and then all over in the bathroom and hit my head everywhere in the bathroom.my boyfriend had to carry me home cuz i was sooo drunk i oculdnt walk. i am a teenager so i do have a curfew right well i guess it was way passed my curfew when i got home and i passed out in bed with my freind. the next morning i wake up in my bra and panties laying next to my freind who is fully clothed. my mom was pretty pissed and i didnt remember shit from the night before i just got the stories everyone told me!!
July 10, 2006: I HAD MY EX 4RM MIDDLE SKOOL MEET UP W/ ME AT A LOCAL BAR(1 DAY AGO)...HE BOUGHT ME DRINKS,WE FLIRTED AND I ASKED HE TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE,WELL OF COURSE WE DID IT..AND MAN LET ME TELL U IT SUCKED!SO LAST NITE I DRANK W/ THIS GUY IM (REALLY)DATING & THOUGHT ID TRY OUT MY LUCK AGAIN BUT THAT WAS EVEN WORSE...BUT I HEARD THIRD TIMES A CHARM!
July 07, 2006: well heres the thing i drove out to patomac wit some of my home boys and hot high as hell them went to the liquer store we drank so much alcohol that night i ended up fuckin a complete stranger while doing so my boys decided to leave well she sais i can stay there her mom was home though so i stayed there so drunk it wasnt funny i think there was some ex involved to but any ways i woke up next to this beautifull girl and had no idea that i fucked her 7 times that night
July 06, 2006: when i was 16 my ex girlfriend was throwin a party and i got the invite since now her and i are "friends" well during this very drunk night her mom was looking pretty hot, so my ex's mom and i hook up for a bit in the bathroom and ppl asked us what took so long and we just told them that i throwin up and that she was helping me. everyone believed us and so later that night i end up gettin back together w/ my ex and her friend and it turned into a weird awsome drunk night that i will never forget
no regrets about any of it... no one know that i fucked her mom.
July 05, 2006: OKAY SO I WENT TO BALTIMORE TO PLAY A SOCCER TOURNAMENT ON MEMORIAL DAY WEEKENDAND ITS JUSS ME N 5 OTHER HIRLS IN THIS ROOM WIT NO PARENTS ADN I HAVE A WINE IZE BOTTLE OF BACARDI AND 3 OF US CHUGGEDT THAT SHiT DWON. SO THEN IONNO BUH I ENEDE UP MAKIN OUT WIT MA TEAMMATE (SUPPOSEDLY) AND SHE LIFTED MA SHIRT ANDSHWED EERYONE MA TITS AND ME AND ANOTHER GIRL THREW UP EVERYWHERE AND I PASSED OUT ON THE BATHROOM FLOOOR AND WOKE UP IN THE BED IT WAS SO0O0O0O MUCH FUN OMFG LMAO NEXT TIME THO ILL MAKE SURE IM WITH MADD GUYS =)
July 04, 2006: Last year at our department Christmas dinner, one of the women that works under me gor really drunk. I was pretty drunk myself and we were talking about our spouses. A little while later she asked me to go outside and have a cigarette with her. We walked away from the restaurant and soon we were all alone. I put my arms around her and kissed her. She was so hot she grabbed my hard cock and started to unzip my fly. She gave me head right there. I wanted to get her back to the car and fuck her so we bagan to walk back. By the time we got there she pasted out on me, so I drove her home and dropped her off with her husband. He never suspected a thing. On Monday she never mentioned anything so I didn't either. We continued to work together for weeks with not a word mentioned. I just figured she did not remember. Two weeks ago I was at the beach with my family and she appeared with her family. They came over and sat near us and we were all talking. I had gone into the water with my son and she came in with her son. The boys began to play together and drifted away from us. She got closer and said I want to suck your cock again. I was amazed that she said this. Then she said she has wanted to fuck me since That night but because I did not say any thing she was afraid to mention it. We have fuck 3 times since than. She is so hot....
July 04, 2006: I got so drunk i fucked my bestfriend's mother and his sister in the same night
July 01, 2006: One night I got drunk and went to bed with my girlfriend right well the next morning I woke up to find that not only did I go to sleep with her but her gay friend as well. It was gross after that I said I was banding drinking for ever. But then went out that night and got totaly plasterd.
June 30, 2006: I went out one night with a bunch of girlfriends and of course got drunk. I saw one of my "guy friends" downtown and invited him over to my house, of course because I wanted some booty. Well, we went to my house and chilled, did the dirty, he came INSIDE and he went home. About an hour later, the guy that I was kinda seeing at the time showed up at my house. He explained to me that he had gotten stranded out by my house and that he needed somewhere to stay. So, I let him stay with me, no harm done right? So I wake up in the morning and you know who is having the most wonderful time eating me out having absolutly no idea that he's eating "Mr. Guy Friend's" soldiers (the cum from last night's orgasmic excitement). Remember I never took a shower! I didn't have the heart to tell him to stop though. Isn't that messed up?
June 29, 2006: I made my ex a myspace profile where he was a gay groupie for Butch Walker! Not only that, but in his "occupation" I wrote "painter/drag queen" and sent it out to all of our friends and friended tons of drag queens.
June 28, 2006: Last year on my birthday, as a present the girl I was dating wore a nice short skirt with nothing under. We went to a bar, sat there for a while, after several drinks I pushed up her skirt and started to finger her. This went on for a while, and when she finally went, she squirted all over the front of the bar! Being as we were both drunk, she grabbed my hand and led me out to the alley behind the bar where we fucked on the stairs going to an upstairs apartment. This was only the prelude a night of sex in public as we did it one more time in the back of her friends car as she was driving, and once in the lawn chair on the deck in front of my house. Drunk sex is the best sex!
June 26, 2006: When I was 15 I went to a birthday party && I got totally piss ass drunk. I ended up walking to a trampoline with some girl’s boyfriend. Well being as drunk as I was I ended up giving him a blow job. Then out of nowhere there 2 guys from the party came over to the trampoline && then I started to give them a blow job. Then all of a sudden everyone at the party came over && saw what I was doing. So I ended up calling one of my guy friends to come pick me up && take me home. Again being as drunk as I was, I gave the guy who came to pick me up a blow job. I ended up sleeping over his house anyways.
June 26, 2006: mAN... wASTED BEYOND RECCOGNITION LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!! I WAS SO DRUNK, THAT MY GIRLFRIEND THREW A PARTY WHILE HER PARENTS WERE UP NORTH... THEY CAME HOME AND NO ONE TOLD ME (I WAS SINGIN' LOUI LOU-I, AND I SAW MY GIRL) I RAN UP TO HER GRABBED HER TITAS, AND STARTED SLAPPIN' HER ASS... MY GIRLFRIEND SLAPPED ME ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD... BECAUSE I STARTED TO ROUND SECOND BASE WITH HER MOM... THEY BOTH LOOK THE SAME FROM BEHIND... HER MOM IS SMOKIN' ANYWAYZ
June 25, 2006: i got drunk at like 7:00 pm when i started walking home about an hour and a half i fell in a ditch, cralled out and passed out in someones yard and when i woke up it was 2:00 AM. and i still dont understand why no one walking by or driving by woke my ass up.
June 23, 2006: once i got drunk and pissed all over myself funny jajaja
June 22, 2006: one time i went to a crazy party with like some girlz and A LOT of guys.so me and my best friend, and we got so drunk we made a sign FUCK US AT THE SAME TIME!!!
then we fucked everyone even me and my best friend got the most horney!!!!!!!
we fucked each other so much we ended up sleeping together butt naked.. ..i love fucking wit my friends!!
it was awsome!!!!
June 22, 2006: i was so horny i fucked in the laundrymat on top of the dryer and my friend through the condom behind the dryer where everybody could see it
June 21, 2006: i got drunk one night with a girl i had been friends with since she was born. we were very close, and i stayed one night and we all got drunk. well we were laying in her bed, i am a girl by the way, and we started making out, we stripped each others clothes off and she was eating me out and fingering me before i knew it she was on top of my riding on me. so i got drunk and had my first lesbian epireince and it was hot
June 20, 2006: ok well one nite it was me and 2 of my guy friends.. well we were drinking and riding around, well i know imalready drunk but i keep drinking anyway.. ok so we go to one of my friends house and hes also a guy but we jus pick up 2 gurlz and we all go down to the creek, well tell me y i get butt ass naked and we standing in the creek bein dumb, well i pull this broad up on the grass and i start eating her out, and let me tell u i have never done that before.. and plus i had a boyfriend at the time, so anywayz then we all get in the car and ride to this dudes house and we go up to his room and we still drinking and i start messin wit this gurl again and then i end up fucking with the 2 boys that i was chillin with in the beginning......
June 19, 2006: When I was 16, i went to my ex's house for a party. (we had just broken up the day before, but decided to remain "friends") Anyway, I got drunk and fucked his best friend. He was pissed... to top it off we had done the act in the front seats of my ex's car. oh, well. he shouldn't have dumped me.
June 16, 2006: ok so one night i went to this party and i met these 2 chicks and they invited me back to there place so of course i went well all 3 of us were drunk out of our minds and ended up having a threesome.the next day i went to visit my mom at work and i saw one of ths chicks standing next to her,funny thing is is that one of the chicks was my moms boss.
June 14, 2006: It was new years eve and we were all pretty waisted and I went back home with a guy I dated in middle school. I never thought I would have met up with him that night,but Im a really horny drunk, and kinda the campus slut I guess. But the old feelings came back, and before I knew what was happening we were in his room fucking without shutting the door!!! It was funny because everybody heard me moaning all night long!
June 13, 2006: ok so one night i went to a party w/my ex boyfriend who i cheated on w/ tha guy i was w/ at tha time...i was pissed at my boyfriend for not coming to c me & i was wasted & i fucked my ex...well i went home later & happened to call this other guy i knew & i knew he'd be partyin, so he came & got me & jus me & him drank at his house...well i ended up fuckin him too...crazy thing is...the second guy was my boyfriends cousin! oops...
June 11, 2006: When I was 17 years old I went to one of my friends' grad. parties and met a guy. We were sitting outside w/ a group of friends and out of the blue we wind up talking about having sex and he asks me if I wanna go lay down w/ him for a while. So of course, me being really drunk I say yea sure. Well, as things naturally happen we wound up having sex and I was being so loud that I woke up my friends mom who was sleeping on the other side of the house. She was pounding on the bedroom door but we thought it was my friend so we laughed and ignored it. Well, the next morning everybody in the house was laughing at us, thats when we foundout who was really pounding on the door! Anothr twist, I didnt know the guys name until the morning after and all night I was calling him someone else's name! oops, lol!
June 08, 2006: LAST NIGHT I GOT REALLY DRUNK AND I FUCKED TWO GUYS (NOT AT THE SAME TIME). AND COME TO FIND OUT ONE GUY WAS MARRIED TO A GIRL AND THE OTHER GUY WAS THAT SAME GIRLS BOYFRIENDS. WAIT...COME TO THINK OF IT...IT WAS OUR HUSBAND AND BOYFIRND...SORRY SLUT!
June 07, 2006: i had sex with my exboyfriends bestfriend......
June 05, 2006: Last night I got drunk with my bestfriend and four of our guy friends...well i have a major crush on one of them and well we played truth or dare. after everyone kept throwing the questions and demands at us, it was apparent that we liked eachother. later after the three of them went out side we had our first real kiss and then we couldn't stop. my friend came back inside and asked if we were finished so i got up and led him into her PARENT's room...lol.
June 04, 2006: So. i have this guy who is like my boyfriend and he is the perfect guy BUT i still have sex with my fuck buddy or whatever because im still in love with him.. he was my first kiss and first time.he is the only one ive ever had sex with but last nite my fuck buddies friend/ co worker calls me and im drunk and we hang out and he was ALL up in my grill while i was WASTED and i came home and my short were undone. and he is really hot. if that counts.
June 03, 2006: I got really drunk one night to a point were I couldn't even walk and me and my fuck buddy had sex in his car and I gave him oral sex for the first time ever
June 02, 2006: im in love wif my ex even tho she play me for a fool i still love her wif all da tymes i have left to live
June 01, 2006: One night me and my best friend when partying with the two guys!!! All we were drinkin was Tequila well we went to one of the guys houses and some how we started making out and puttin on a show for the two guys just so we could sleep with them!!! Well i ended up slepping with one and she gave the other head!!! But this boy was fuckin hotttttt!! So I think it was worth it!!!
May 31, 2006: I did my boys mother
May 31, 2006: so one night i went to a party and i brought with me vodka and kept it in my back pocket..u know..just in case everyone else ran out. i had to work at 7 in the morning but i figured i would make it home and to bed early enough to make it to bed. so eventually everyone at the first party walked to a house nearby for another party, and then eventually i ended up at a bunch of russians house that i didn't even know. I was the only one there that spoke english, but they all understood when i said "shot!" and "vodka" so anytime i yelled shot they'd all come running and give me hugs and pick me up and pass me around, and then we'd do shots. well i had a boyfriend at the time, but ended up waking up in a russians bed naked at 7:01 in the morning. i grabbed my clothes put 'em on ran out the door, called work (i work for and with mormons) and told them my car wouldn't start so i'd be there as soon as possible. well i was still drunk and i started walking to work and i was stumbling all over the place and i had spilled salsa all over my shirt..i looked like i was in bad shape...and then i showed up for work that way. the girl i was working with said.."uh katie, you're supposed to take showers and change your clothes after a night of drinking" it was bad.
May 30, 2006: i got extremely fucked up off half a handle of bacardi last nite and slept with two girls that nite... i fucked one in front of her friends in the living room, everyone was so drunk they watched us which was cool. I then snuck into another girls room later that nite wehn everyone started passing out i told her i wanted to kno if it was ok if i crashed in her bed with her.. she said it would be fine within the next ten minutes we were making out which then lead to me fucking her. i woke up the next morning in her bed walked out of the room and saw my best friend leaving the room of the girl i had fucked earlier... we sadi nothnig to eachother but just gave a high five then walked out of the house GREAT NIGHT!
May 29, 2006: so Im wasted walking home.had a long day of drinkin' malt liquor and whisky.
its november and its cold as fuck.i'm passing my school-I notice my teacher and the intern with a few students playing on the compters what not.I thought alright!:I can go say hi and get warmed up a bit before I reach home.
i'm one of those touchy feely types.im sittin there for a bit;my teacher touches my shoulder..I guess the liquid courage surged,beceause when my teacher put her hand on me during a conversation-(it wasnt even a sexual touch-just a regular pat on the shoulder)out of the blue I say"I wanna hit that"she blushes.
five minutes go by she's thinkin I'm joking.I say no..she says okay lets go into my office.we fuck lo and behold the intern wants some too(she hops in).doesnt stop there : one student got in on the fiasco.
they pulled a train on my ass..
as if three times with three partners isn't enought for one day..the intern takes me to her house and we proceed to grind the night away.
can you say cougars....
May 27, 2006: Ok one time i was at a praty with one of my gf. We were the only two girl there and 16 guys. We got fucked up and had sex with at lest 5 guys in one night. And they were all hot and like really close to use. Is that bad?
May 26, 2006: k well i was hanging out with 2 of my guy friends and one of my gf. well we were drinkind and smoking. then my friend wanted to go to jack in the box so we did and one of my guy friends were driving the other guy friends car. we all were gone. So we made it to jackin the box and got back to the house safe. at least we thought. us to girl went in side when we sat on the bed we hard a car crass!!!! I ran out side to c my friends car stuck in a gate. Not knowing if they were ok. I went to the car and they were trying to back up. they got out i told them it was lound and my friend that owned the car got in really fast. Hit some more stuff and just took off. me and my other two friends went inside her house and were scared shitless. We didnt know if we were going to get...
we have never told anyone and we never will lol. Thank god were ok.
May 25, 2006: i work at a fastfood resturant, im only 16, the mexican cook hooks up me and my manager(shes 19) with an 8-ball and 2 fifths of tequila. well we close at 10 and by 11 we were extremely fucked as you can imagine. well after that we woke up around 845-thank god there was an alam set on my phone-and 845 is 15 mins before the opening manager is supposed to arrive. well..theres a camera in the managers office so we check back on the footage, and we had sex for 4 hours and passed out.
all i can say is that it was a good thing we woke up before the owner came in. whew cant wait to do that agian some time, honestly i hadnt expected us to fuck either. thank you tequila
May 24, 2006: the onenight i was soo wasted i thought i had nuts
May 23, 2006: one time i was in a bar with my friends and i got so wasted that i started singing 311 music called salsa....and everybody loved it. lol....or so thats wat my friend told me lol...after that my other friend started singing with me...then everybody!! hahahaa....ill never forget that day!!
May 22, 2006: I gave my boyfriend at the time a hand job in the middle of a crowded bar in the South Side of Pittsburgh...
May 21, 2006: May 20: I lost my virginity on a POOL TABLE one night after drinking...A LOT OF FUN!!!!!!!!!
May 19, 2006: well!! interesting confessions from everyone!
I have many druken crazy days, but nothing like this one.... my two best friends ( a girl and a guy) are dating, and the three of us were kinda drunk at my house, so my girl bf goes to sleep and my and her man start hooking up right there in her face....and always comment it (as a joke) infront of her.
another one was me and my husband went to a party, with a bunch of friends back from high school, we get drunk and one of my friends and me were going wild and crazy in the garage while my hubbie is inside watching porno in the computer....what a night!
same shit happened on my hubbies birthday, he got so trashed that one of his best friends and me went upstairs and had a loooottt of fun, then we got dress, he slept in the floor and I slept in my bed (all in the same room) and the dumb ass comes in the morning and lays down next to me and doesn't even imagine shit.....
those are just some of th crazy nights...but there's many more...and the ones that will come....
May 18, 2006: ok so i was at my friends house with another friend and we wanted to do something stupid.. (we are all teens so her mom was there) her mom was asleep upstairs and all 3 of us got really drunk.. we ended up telling eachother things we really shouldn't have AND i ended up having dry sex with my best friends sister!!! the next morning i had no idea that it happened and neither did she.. we had to hear the details from our other (more experianced drinker) friend. she remembered everything!! and we had no clue that we even did it!!
May 17, 2006: Yeah so me and 3 of boys went to Panama City Beach for Spring Break and I walked up and down the strip with 4 throw away cameras, but I was drunk and don't remember much except kissing an ass load of girls and taking a bunch of pictures. Well we got back home in Louisiana and I got the pictures developed and they were all good but one was of an eighty year old fat lady and then I got sick I found out I had mono from one of the girls in Panama. But fuck it was worth it.
May 17, 2006: I got drunk at my boyfriend(At that time)'s house. Nothing too bad happened. But we were all drinking and me and two of my close friends and I were in his room while he was in the next one talking with his brother. We had been drinking for a couple hours and the three of us were all pretty trashed.
When my boyfriend walked in the room he walked in to see me and the two other girls fingering and licking each other. It wasn't the best thing for him because he's a homophobe. He broke up with me the next day.
Needless to say though me and my friends get together every weekend to 'hang out'.
May 16, 2006: haha i got drunk at my best freinds party and my boyfriend broke up with me after 3 months and rite when he left i grabbed another guy and gave him head the nfucked him...worst sex i ever had but two weeks later we did it on a church bench it was great...
May 15, 2006: me and one of my friends went to club one night and before i got there i was already drunk and i had plenty more while i was there....while i was dancing i spotted this guy that i went to college with before i transfered...and he told me to call him after i left...being the horny drunk i am i called him and me and him met up at my friends bf university and ended up having so dirty sex in the baseball dugout across the street from the dorms...and a week later i ended up dating a guy who plays baseball for that university
May 14, 2006: I am a very attractive female but still shy in the same instance. I had never kissed a girl before and I went to a party. There was this hot blonde girl and I couldn't resist her. Her boyfriend was being a prick to her all night so I tried to comfort her. I was trying to get with her all night and she knew it. Later on she was throwing up in the bathroom and I held her hair back for her. She said "I can't believe you've never kissed another girl?!" She said she would kiss me and I almost did! Even after she threw up. I asked her if she could rinse her mouth out and then she changed her mind about kissing me. Later on I regretted kissing this beautiful blonde even though her mouth would have tasted like throw up!!!!
May 12, 2006: I was asked to go have dinner and a drink with a "friend" and he was pouring shots of Patron into my Margarita, i had already had one so i was kind of getting to the tipsy part...but i didnt know how to handle it and then whe saw i guess that i was drunk but still ok he asked me if i wanted to check out the theater room. Knowing that i had to be home i accepted anyway, when we were there i had to go to the restroom and when i came back he gave another "shot" and there we sat in the couch and all of a sudden he just grabbs my face and starts kissing me. We ended up having sex and I never forgave myself. Now that I see him I dont feel the same I feel ashamed and I wish everyday that it had never happened. It was my fault I should have gone home when i had the chance cause thats all he wanted from me. Later on he wanted to go have a "Drink" again but i refused.
May 12, 2006: I was gone for a business trip for the first time away from my husband and kids...My fellow workers and I were out celebrating A Deal closed, and I ended up dancing with this hot full of muscles guy and an hour later we were fucking in the ladies room in the showers...OMG that was some GREAT SEX, he told me he was married and had a child too...Thats the vodka for you.
May 11, 2006: I went out to my friends house for a party that she had thown together for her Birthday and everyone we knew plus people we didn't had showed up. So we told everyone not to forget that they couldn't stay over because their was no room, but eveyone was so shit faced we suspect that they didn't hear us. So at the end of the night this one guy falls asleep on the couch, So being in a drunken stupper my friend starts to yell didn't I freakin say that no one could stay becuase thier was no space. She got out her hot glue gun and glued the guy to the sofa cushion and then went and got her make-up kit and made him into a drag queen. We then carried him out to the front of the building and left him thier. In the moring about 8 am we here someone banging on the door so we run to see what's going on, and it the guy we put out the night before, Turn's out it was her boyfriend, boy was he pissed off lololololol
May 10, 2006: i had hot sex with a statue of Ronald McDonald in front of a mccy D's, while my husband trusted me at home with the kids. best sex i ever had, i go back once a week after hours and get some extra meat wit my happy meal
May 09, 2006: yeah at my birthday party this year my best friend and his best friend and i all started drinkin and i ended up drunk in my backyard with my friends friend,and i ended up givin him head, and wakin up in my shed... yeah weird birthday!!!
May 07, 2006: i get derunk and hav sex wit lots of guys and girls and i dun feel bad 4 it but i have a boyfriend and i really really luv him, i really do, evne tho i dont feel sorry about f***ing other ppl, but i luv my bf, what shud i do, that doesnt invove not drinking or having sex with other ppl ? :/
May 05, 2006: There was a time where i lived in the country and i was chuggin this bottle of Blue UV and Red UV and i got fucked up and i think i had some paul masson and i guess i was crawling all over the house and screaming chelseas name who was just a friend and i guess i fell down the stairs tryin to get her and me and my best friend got into a fight and i guessed i threw up all over and yeah thats crazy cause i dont remember it and i woke up the next morning mwith my eyeborws shaved along with my arms and legs and come to find out it was that chelsea chick!!
May 03, 2006: One nigt from coming back from a party ..I wanted to fuck so i called over my next door neighbor..."he was a hotty" and he came over and we both started going at it like crazy on the couch..i mean i was moaning so loud...and so was he..But what i had forgot that my parents were home and they both came running down stairs and saw me and him both naked fucking on the new couch.. Well lets just say i never felt right around my parents again..
May 03, 2006: me and my friends got smashed one night at this lake near my house and the next morning when i woke up my four wheeler was floating in the lake
dont ask how or why cause i have nooe clue
May 03, 2006: Well me and my bestfriend was having a hurricane party. We had some of are friends come over and we all got pretty shit-faced. So I decided that it would be funny to pull a prank on someone. So I grabbed a beer out of the cooler and told one of my friends to come with me into the bathroom. I opened the cabinets so i find something to put in someone's beer. I grabbed about 7 exlax's, crushed them up and poured it into a beer. We went back out into the living room and i asked "does anyone need a beer" and this kid said "yeah". So i handed the beer to him and told him "lets see who could chug the beer the fastest", And he did. Well let's just say I learned my lesson never to pull a prank on someone during a hurricane party again, because the kid ended up staying the night and we had no power until later the next day. Do you know how nasty his shit stunck? lol
May 01, 2006: My best friend had her birthday party at her house...we all were hangin an drinkin havin a good oh time. We started at abot 7:30p and we wasted at about 9:45p. We were walkin towards each other an tripped. We ened up nose to nose and someone told us to kiss. So we did. An I mean a full tounge action 5 min makeout session. Then later on that night she was ridin me like a strip pole and we ened up makin out with each other again. Her husband had to pull her off me. Thing is that she gave me the tounge when she won't even give it to her husband....How is that for best friends
May 01, 2006: I slept with a guy the same night i met him and we passed out in his bed....then the next mornin i woke up and didnn't even know where i was and who i was naked in bed next too. So i got up and left without anyone knowing i was gone......he then called mr later on that day and asked what happened to me. I guess chocolate boys really like white....
April 30, 2006: my girlfriend, me, and my girlfriends best friend all had a party at my house. soon enough we were all shitfaced drunk, and my girlfriend wants sex, so i say we shouldn't leave your friend out of it, so we had a threesome, and i had sex with em both.
April 30, 2006: Well My confession is that I passed out with a Frickin Spatula in my ass crack, and wake up with drawings on my face and all. but what I found out the next day is my Friend got Teabagged cause he took my bro's beer. So please, dont take someone elses beer cause they will take pictures of u gettin tea bagged.
April 29, 2006: Hey everyone well guess what happen to me last weekend when i got drunk .... ya u guess it i got laid by my bestfriends boyfriend of 1year 1/2 at first i felt real bad but oh well shit happens and guess who called me this morning to see if im gonna go out with them this weekend not my best friend but my best friends boyfriend .... so i guess he like what he got.... oh yeah and i got him to eat me out .... which he has never done to his own girlfriend ..... THATZ RIGHT
April 28, 2006: okay... well i was at a party right...me and my bestfriend split a hole gallon of absolute vodka.. talk about shity.. not 2 mention the beer we had b4!!!! ha throwin up bitches!!!.. well anyway .. we're at that party and its out in the middle of bum fuck egypt! soo we gotta piss like hell!!!! well we start walkin off .. dont know wut the hell we r doin... well we came upon one of r friends DAD who partys w/ us right... welll i looked at my friend and was like .. u wanna mess w/ him!.. and she was like yeah!!.. well the messin went 2 far and we indead up on r knees swappin out givvin him head.. and yes we r 16 and hes 45!!! anyway thats not all... we also had a 3sum! and while having a 3sum... we heard his wife calling for him.. because i guess they were going 2 do it???... o0o0o well .. talk bout feelin sick... ex. when all ur friends the next mornin give u hell... me and my friend r NEVER ganna live that down!!!
April 28, 2006: i got drunk one night with my g/f and her best friend ....well my g/f passed out and i cheated on her and fucked her best friend while she was right there. that was some good pussy!! i fuck her every weekend now and my g/f still doesnt know
April 28, 2006: i stayed over at my boys house with him and one of his friends and one of my friends. we all got drunk and had sex with each other.
April 27, 2006: I banged my manager in a bathroom last weekend at a kegger, and when someone asked me about it, I said he was busy puking and i was helping him out... and that is why we were in the bathroom so long... hahahahaaaaa
April 25, 2006: I slepted with a guy I just met 3 days ago, and now he works with me, and his mom is the boss.
April 25, 2006: iwas out drinking and i was with my freinds as i left this girl came up to me and started feeling me up so she grabed me and kissed me as we left i went to hers and had sex in the moring i forgot i was at some one elses house and came out wiht my nickers and bra on her dad so me so enbarassing
April 25, 2006: well it was me my babydaddy and his best friend we were all getting drunk at my babydaddys house well he got a little to drunk ended up gettin sick and i ended up making out wit his best friend and then 2 weeks later fucked him and it was the best sex i ever had!!
April 23, 2006: I was at a party, in this trashy motel on the eastside of Minneapolis. Well I drank a bit to much that nihtand ended up fucking 2 guys in a shower then eating a girls pussy out along with a four soem later. It was hot as hell.
All in all I had been fucked by 6 cocks and licked clean by a bitch..my pussy has never been so happy.
April 23, 2006: LAst Spring Breack i went to miami with some friends and i meet this really hot latino at the club after a few drinks started filling good and horny and i had never had any one nite stands but boy im i glad i went for it cause dam yall i don't even have the words for it we had sex in any postion we could think of.... and licked my pussy Dam just thinkin about it makez me wet OH and by the way he had a fuckin thick and long dick
April 23, 2006: Well, I have three...
One, I really want to get drunk with a friend of mine and have girl/girl sex with her. She is down with the girl/girl thing, I am new to it, but have thought alot about doing it with her.
Two, everytime my co-worker and I get drunk together, him and I end up making out in the parking lot of the bar. I am do to get married soon, I love my other half, but the thing with my co-worker is sexy, and he does things with me my other half won't.
Three, I want to have a drunken threesome with my co-worker and girl-friend...he is all for it! She doens't know I have those type of thoughts about her.
April 21, 2006: Everytime I get drunk I'm with my bestfriend and her boyfriend...and I let her eat me out and when she passes out....I fuck her man!! She don't know he been hittin this for a year now! MMM MMM GOOD! He know this pussy is good..that's why we been fuckin since 2 weeks after they got together!! Oh well..that's life! I wonder if she thinks about why he didn't make it to dinner at her house for their 1 year anniversary??
April 20, 2006: March 25, 06: it was a saturday night, when me and a couple of freiends got waseted and i got naked and ran aournd the block totally naked.
April 20, 2006: I had sex in a Church haha!
April 20, 2006: I'm 14 but look a lot older.I was at my cousins house there was a party. I was a virgin after two hours of non stop drinking I had sex with a 19 year old whose name I didn't even know until after the 5 hours of nonstop sex and different positions!!!
I don't Regret it!!!
April 20, 2006: One night I got Drunk at my friend's sisters house and we ended up having sex she was a girl and im a girl, and then her boyfriend came home and when she passed out he tried having sex with me also. But I wouldnt do that to my best friend but he still doesnt know that his girlfriend got some of me! :)
April 19, 2006: So I am in Vegas ready for a good time with a couple of my friends and cousins. I go with the intention to just gamble and make some money. I am not a drinker at all and well...that all changed one fatefull night! I get completely smashed in this one club and end upo losing site of my firends and cousins and end up meet this fine ass fuckin guy. He's married and has 5 kids..he tells me this so I'm like ok, he's off limits. Well we start to conversate about things and he asks me to dance. His friends and their girlfriends were there too and they end up getting pissed off at their boyfriends for whatever reason and left. Couple more shots of Tequilla and well..I end up fuckin the shit out of him and his 2 fine friends! The sex was fuckin awesome and well I can't wait to do it again!
April 19, 2006: yea well one time i got really drunk off of a single 3.2 beer and man was i wasted well i was at my friend house and we were getting drunk and i went upstairs and started talking to sum girl fuked her took a picture left started talking to another girl same situation well a week later i got get the film developed and i had a picture of his naked grandma and one of his dad in a wig but i dont regret anything from that night me and his dad have never been that closes :)
April 19, 2006: I got so drunk one night that I (I'm a Bi Chick) had a threesome with two of my girl friends, who were both in serious relationships. About an hour into it one of our guy friends came in and jerked off one my foot. ~~Wierdo~~
April 19, 2006: so I go to Mexico with a couple of my best girlfriends and things get really insane! we met sooo many hot guys... even some sailors from Italy. and guess what I wake up to the next morning???? Some nerd named Donny from Ohio. DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!
April 18, 2006: my boy punched me in the face when he was drunk
April 17, 2006: ok i have a few...
-last summer i got drunk on vacation and took my ex's best friends virginity.
-i cheat on my boyfriend everytime i get drunk with out him... i love him but i cant control myself...
-my boyfriend really didnt ask me out... he was drunk so i told him he did a few days later
-i tell people i cen hold my liquor but i reall cant
-i have to be drunk to enjoy sex with my boyfriend
-i want to hook up with my sister everytime we drink together
-ive had way too many threesomes when my boyfriend and i drank together, and i hated them all, and i hate him for letting it happen
April 17, 2006: to be honest drinking is an obsession of mine... as i sucking cock... so u can imagine me being drunk.. every guy in the vicinity is pretty damn happy.
My problem? never seem to get any oral love back. lol plenty of as.. as the term "that girl gets more ass than a toilet seat" can apply to me. but dammit whats a girl got to do to get eatin out around here?!?!?!
April 17, 2006: WELL where to start im dj in a nightclub so anything is possible. But i have to confess...i nailed my brothers now wife on her bachlorette party night. Its still a secret and were cool with it, so on the wedding i nailed bridesmaid, (her sister) and guess what?? she was married!
whats the world come to??
April 16, 2006: My best friend is always acting like she can handle her alcohol, so I decided "ok, I'll get drunk with her" which is not the usual with me, I usually only have one or two. Anyway, turns out she can't handle her alcohol cos she spewed everywhere and I ended up cleaning it up and putting her to bed. It got on me and I had no spare clothes so I had to sleep naked. So we're in separate beds and I'm seeing double, thinking " Shit her parents are going to kill me in the morning cos I got their daughter so wasted" and I'm thinking maybe I should get up and clean up but I'm too wasted. And I start moaning about my past cos I'm drunk and end up saying shit like I miss my ex - who just happens to be a girl. I was like " I miss my ex - the bitch". So the next day my friend is looking at me weird and I'm still wondering did she hear that or was she asleep? And is she still going to hang with me even though I was in a Lesbian Relationship for about a year when I was 15? She was asking me stuff like " did we do anything stupid last night? ". Which we didn't.
I don't know, I think I might have just lost my best friend. But I'm kind of happy cos she treats me like shit anyway.
April 16, 2006: Last week i went out 2 drink wit my 2 cuzin girlfrinds my brother his girlfriend n well were all drunk n things start 2 heat up n i end up fuckin my cuzinz 2 girlfriends n my bro's girl gives me head cuz my dumbass brother is sleepin so now i got family promblems LOL best night ever
April 16, 2006: I recently took a trip to Vegas for my best friends 30th B-day. It was 3 girls and a guy. He slept during the whole fucking trip. The last night we were there, I met some guy on the elevator and went to his room with him. He was completely sober and I was feeling really good, but not drunk. He was so so HOT. We got our grove on and about 4 hours later I left back to my room. My friends had been looking for me all night and asked where I was. I told them I was at a poker table. They said that is why you have sex hair. I think I got busted. I ended up loosing a diamond ear ring that my husband had bought me for our anniversary. Yes, I am married with 2 wonderful kids. My husband stayed at home with kids 600 miles away so I could go on this trip. I really don't feel bad, because he cheated on me 5 years ago. Pay backs are hell!
April 15, 2006: i went to a party where i was the only chick there. there was like 15 guys there all together and a couple of em said it would be awesome to see a chick stick a beer bottle in her puss and a$$ so i do. i then got into a huge fight in the middle of town with one of the dudes girlfriend who came over to see him. it waz da shit!! :)
April 15, 2006: Yea so I told my man I'm going out with a Girlfriend Tonite when really, I invited a guy friend over to get smashed smoke a L and pop some E Lol........ I'll keep u updated......~A
April 15, 2006: I got drunk and puked all over Dandy Donuts floor and then got caught...
April 15, 2006: i drank way too much wine at my boyfriends parents house during a dinner party and let his sister go down on me while i sat at the table having coffee with his family.
April 15, 2006: i GOT SLOSHED AT THE COPMPANY X-MAS PARTY AND DID MY BOSS IN HIS OFFICE WHILE HIS WIFE DRANK MARGARITAS DOWNSTAIRS
April 15, 2006: I'm newly married. Last night I got hammered and went to a boy's house that i just met through a friend and had sex all night. he told me he loved me and made me breakfast and told me to leave my husband. i told him no casue i was drunk and it was crazy. but i had sex again before i left. i was still kinda drunk. and then i smoked a fattie to the face, and now i'm having an affair. damn you vodka. damn you.
April 14, 2006: One time I got so phucked up I woke up and could not find my car. I finnaly found it at the impound yard where they took it after they pulled it out of the ditch. I now have a warrant for leaving the scene of an accident and feel like a real ass. Plus now I need a new car. Can't wait to do it again.
April 14, 2006: Me and my friend christi decided to have 1 drink and just watch tv and chill in the dorms, that turned into drinking alot, getting smashed, stripping down to my thong, putting on some suspenders and running up and down the dorm hallways looking for unlocked dorms to run in and beat up who was ever sleeping in there @ 4am! doesnt get much better in college living in VEGAS!
April 13, 2006: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND LAST SATURDAY I SAW MY X AND I TOLD HIM THAT I STILL LUVED HIM. SO I HAD TWO BOYFRIENDS THEN I MADE OUT WITH MY BEST GIRLFRIEND!!!
April 13, 2006: ok so...i have a friend who left for bootcamp and when he came back we threw him one kick ass party that ended up bein a two diff. houses one outside of town and one in town. well the one in town i got wasted at and the one out of town omg i got even drunker...so i ended up back at the house in town..in the mean time i lost my coat and shoes.....well all i remember was gettin back to the house chuggin a half bottle of strawberry tequila and a half 40 of smirnoff and wakin up the next mornin on the kitchen floor with my friends dad, my best friend, my brother, and another friend! it was crazy!!!! but fun!!!! **~MAKE GOOD CHOICES~** LOVE ANGIE ANTIFREEZE
April 12, 2006: got drunk in panama city beach on st. patty's day, and decided with my group of friends that we would set a weight limit of 165 for the night. SO we couldnt get drunk and take home HUGE bitches, but somehow a couple of fat bitches made it to the apartment, fuck it... head is head
April 11, 2006: I got really drunk one night with my friends and we were all chillin and we all went to bed and then the next morning i was lying on the floor next to this guy and i had vodka poured all over me i still dont remember how i got onto the floor next to him, lol
April 11, 2006: i got so drunk friday night that i dont remember doing anything for 4 hours but.. giving head throwing up and losing my virginity and my friend shit on a chair while he was sleeping and supposidly i got wit another kid and my best friend. but if u dont remember it didnt happen!
April 10, 2006: haha I got so drunk I blacked out on my wedding night, I dont even remember any of the "hot SEx" my husband swears we had... and apparently my best friend and my sister in law got kicked out of the casinos bar in vegas because they were making out and distracting people from gambling and then they were doing each other in our suites living room. and I woke up to my sister in law telling my bro to get his hand out of her couchi. it was a crazy night.
April 10, 2006: i got crunked.. last week. and grabed all my friends/ my eX boyfirends friends *we have the same firends* well i grabed there butts and dicks infront of my X boyfirends. i wanted to piss him off so i did it on purpose.
and kissed like two of his best friends then had one sleep over.. he doesnt kno about me making out with them or about one of them sleeping over. Its Funny, bc he thinks that his friends wont do that too him. but he was wrong cuz i did and so did they. i think its funny shit!
April 10, 2006: My boyfriend cheated on me- and I wanted to get back at him for it. I got trashed and fucked his bestfriend in his bed- and let him catch us.
April 10, 2006: St Patty's day in HI at a nice hotel on the beach. Mai Tai: hawaiian for dumb phuk! I only remember drinking 5. there were more than 5 cups left after 1 hour. My buddy and I went to the hotels restraunt and ate as I yelled about my pornstar girlfriend. My buddy went to check into the hotel as I scared some 5 yr old kid by doing the robot 1 foot behind him. Went to the dance floor and sloshed my drink around on 5 hot chicks. left 2 pizza puke piles next to and the size of the "O" in STOP painted in the road. I was able to wake up with everything that I left with and more. I also wondered why the hell my knees were all scraped up and hurting.
April 10, 2006: i had a fun drunk night at a strip club, and now, I'm in love with a stripper....
April 10, 2006: so i wuz drinkin @ the bar 1 night and i got sooooooooo wasted and then i woke ^ next to sum chick i wasn't related to the next mornin...what r my parents gunna think if thye fin out? i mean, i m from Alabama
April 10, 2006: Ok, so I went clubbing one night and woke up the next morning in between two of my gal pals, all three of us stark naked. The problem is, I'm gay. The parts I remember were good though, adn I got turned on when I saw them naked, their huge boobs in my face....Oh, God, what if I'm .....straight?
April 10, 2006: I once had a few too many marinis, and wound up having sex with my dog. From what I remember of it though, he was better than my boyfriend is....
April 10, 2006: Ok, so I got totally smashed one night, and the next morning I woke up in bed naked with my best friend's 12 year old brother, a transvestite, the 80-year old aerobics director from the Y, my dog, an escaped monkey from the zoo, and a very interesting S&M video of our sexual escapades from the night before. The video was so sexy however, that every Thursday night the gang comes over again and we re-enact the whole thing sober. ;)
April 09, 2006: Ok.. I was a LITTLE drunk off of about 6 shots of bacardi 151 2 shots of ever clear and i chugged the whole smirnoff vannilla vodka soo i woke up the next morning to find myself under the hotel bed with a coffee pot filled with vodka my best friend (shes a little big) was on top of the bed so i was stuck i found out i was stuck under there for about an hour before i passed out because none of my friends could move my friend off the bed!!! That was a crazy night not to mention how i got under the bed..........
April 09, 2006: i got a little drunk at a party wit my boys and i woke up next 2 1 of them the next day
April 07, 2006: I got totally wasted a t a party, n got with two girls, i didnt no i did this till i was talkin to one of them at school n she brought it up, then my friend told me about the other, one of them was real ugly, the other was real hot though, so its quite gd
April 07, 2006: i got smashed at my mates 19th and the cops showed up while i was throwing rocks at peoples houses.
April 07, 2006: A while back , when i got off of work early, it was about 2 in the morning, i went to a bar with a bunch of my fellow colleges, got pretty blitz and slept with one of them, made out with another, and that process continued everytime i got off of work early, the catch is i had a fiance' the whole time. Were still together and he doesn't know still......
April 06, 2006: I went on vacation with some friends for spring break, got drunk most of the week. I hooked up with some guy at a club and the next day he showed up at my hotel room and we had sex. Later I went out with a gf and we got a little tipsy and ended up screwing around. Im straight but i must say that this girl did a better job than that other guy... Yummy!
April 05, 2006: Two weeks ago me and my best friend got a lil to tipsy at the bar.. she woke up next to the owner of the bar .. and I woke up next to his brother-in-law.. (bad part we are really good friends with there wives).. if that was not bad enough the very next week.. same thing happen.. this time it was there sons...
April 03, 2006: this spring break was crazy... i had a party and i had two kegs and a couple of my friends brought some cases ..... i slep with my sister.....im so ashamed....wow not fun when you wake up in the mornin after that one!!!
March 31, 2006: so....Im definitly one of those gurls who can actually hold her alcohol....well, Ive been known to keep up w/ the boys, ne ways one nite (my 18th b-day to be exact) I guess I got a lil too tipsy and endded up hooking up w/ two guys at the party....trouble is I cant remember what two guys??? And I cant just ask "Hey were you one of the ones I had sex w/ on my b-day?" haha guess I learned my lesson!
March 29, 2006: About 2 months ago, me n sum friends went to a party at a friends house n decided that we all really need to get phuked up... so we started drinking around 7 *i kno thas early* Ne ways 930 comes around n we're all shyt faced n im standing by my best friends husband, cousin, her man, and my boyfriend n tha cops come knocking on tha door along with DCI... Well me, my best friends husband, my cousins man and this random girl end up hiding in a room upstairs... *tha rooms tiny as phuk* n shyt starts to happen... lets jus say that u kno wut went down... Ne way ofcourse i feel bad n this week i found out i was almost 2 months pregnant... i kno tha bitch didnt get me pregnant but its either my best friends husband or my cousins man... O WELL I GUESS!
March 29, 2006: So let's just start off by saying: Georgia weather is fuckeddddd up. Okay so it was my friend's 18th on Saturday. We all went back to her poolhouse and got smashed. Well, when karaoke and all the folks are still hyped at 3 in the am, I'm drunk beyond comprehension so I'm ready to sleep (lame, I know). Whatever so, my friend Shanna has a mattress in her backseat. I go out there (not too cold) and huddle under the blankets and am feelin pretty good. Sooner or later, I'm passed out. I wake up in the morning--there's fuckin ICE on the cars! Sooo this confession isn't really my fault. It's more like...FUCK Georgia weather and bring on the sunshine bc spring break starts FRIDAY BITCHESSSSS! :)
March 26, 2006: One time i was really fucked up and kinda horney and i went over to some girls party at her house and had "intercoarse". however the girl was kinda over weight and ugly looking.ive regretted that night the most over anyother.
March 23, 2006: im getting pretty shit faced tonight with my boyfriend! yay!!!
double kegger!@!@!@!
March 22, 2006: I got so drunk one night at a party that i tryed to get my friends dog to give me head.
March 22, 2006: ive been drunk and slept with ugly chicks just for the hell of it
March 20, 2006: i got sooo fucking drunk last night and im only 13 i passed out and my friends veidoed me
March 16, 2006: I got drunk when I was a senior in high school, and that was against my religion.
March 16, 2006: At a party once, me and a few others were drunk and went for a drive with our really close friend''s car, without them knowing. Anyway, the driver ran into some stuff and f..ked it up. None of us told this to anyone to this day it is a complete mystery.
March 16, 2006: when i was in high school there was this asshole kid everyone picked on. he was a real jerk and he deserved it. About 4 guys and i went to his car our senior year and opened the doors. we were drunk and thought it would be funny. I peed in one of the front air conditioning vents and two other guys took a crap in his back seat. the next day he was mad as hell and wanted to know who did it. he never found out. i feel guilty for it now, cause you shouldnt pick on loser even if they deserve it.
March 16, 2006: last month its was my 21st birthday party and all the family came down and i got so drunk i ended up sleeping with my cousin which i feel bad about but now i have just found out i am having his baby what do i do please help !
March 16, 2006: I want to admit that I like to drink, drinking to me is fun and social. I think about weird and exiting things when I am drunk. I am funnier when I am drunk (look up Liquid Courage in the Dictionary) I have a wife and three kids that I love but going to the bar and watching the game with a bunch of friends is way more better than going to a church picnic.. (I have had to make that dicision before) so what do I do???? Go to church with my good christian wife or drink and have fun with my friends????
March 16, 2006: I made one major mistake a few months ago. One night I got so drunk that I don't remember anything but I do know that i woke up the next morning in someone's else's clothes and was quite uncomfortable downstairs. I'd never done anything like that before and I feel sick even thinking about it.
March 14, 2006: See my boyfriend left, for christmas and I went to a party @my friends house and While I was there I kinda got drunk and cheated on him and i dont want to tell him cause I love him but It was a one time thing. and i dont know what to do
March 13, 2006: I got drunk with my Frat brothers and later blew them all. We don't talk about it just chuck it up to being drunk.
March 13, 2006: I got so drunk one nite I passed out on my lawn then came inside and passed out bent over my bed.... Funny thing is I had no clothes on.
March 12, 2006: i get drunk just so that i can make out with girls.
March 12, 2006: I think I have a huge problem! The other night I had another one night stand. I have no remorse about it either. I am not a slut and despise those who are. But sex is great and i can't get enough.I have been drunk almost everynight... I have a huge problem!!!!!! Please help me out!
March 12, 2006: i got loaded on a first date with a really cool girl and barfed later. for a long time. i was also too drunk to f**k!!i feel as cool as some corn in a turd, and am pretty embarrassed. despite all of this, she still talks to me.
March 07, 2006: After finshing my 6th pint I really needed a dump. So off I went to the toilet, and after sitting down on the throne, I starting doing the business. Once I had finshed wobbling around, and dumping my load, I stood up and put my overauls back on... only to discover that I didnt pull them down all the way. I had shit in the top of them, and it went all over my neck!
March 06, 2006: I went to a party last night and cheated on my boyfriend with 3 guys & a girl (we just hooked up). And I feel really bad coz I love my boyfriend a hell of alot and i would die for him yet I wouldn't take it back if I could coz I really enjoyed myself but I do feel really bad and I still love my boyfriend more than anything.
March 06, 2006: I had great sex with 3 guys in a rock band in New Hampshire while my husband watched the kids and trusted me back in Utah.
March 06, 2006: I make a habit of urinating in sinks everywhere i go...sometimes even at my moms house and friends houses. Always at restaurants, hotels, offices, my work, etc.... Sometimes i just take a whizz right onto the floor than risk contamination. I think it's more sanitary than using a strange toilet. I fear than germs could travel up my stream or urine and infect me.
March 06, 2006: Theres this girl who is double dating me...other guy turned out to be my colleague. One fine day while having vodka we started talking abt her..n that was when i came to know that she is cheating on both of us. Now we decided that we wont disclose what we know and have fun with her....she at times becomes immotional and says she loves me a lot but next day its the same case with my colleague...now we have decided we will f..k this wh..e like anyting...but then again theres this guilt feeling everytime i sleep with her...dont know...!!!
March 04, 2006: I slept with my girls best friend
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