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Difficult to Say

Things Difficult to Say When You're

Drunk.........

a) Innovative

b) Preliminary

c) Proliferation

d)Cinnamon



Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk .



a) Specificity

b) British Constitution

c) Passive-aggressive disorder

d) Transubstantiate



Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...



a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.



b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.



c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.



d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water.



e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?



f) I'm not interested in fighting you.



g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.



h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero

coordination.



I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.



j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.



k) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try

balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.



l) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in

that hedge.


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